John Petric Kicked My Dog

It turns out I was wrong about John as Syd is not a dog.  I am waiting on DNA evidence to make sure.  I bought this shirt at Rag O Rama because I  did not like what John wrote about some of my favorite rock bands and rock stars.  I am changing my story now.  I think Trump kicked my dog, but I don't have the Sharpies to change my T-shirt.  Syd tells me he is not a dog and he is allowed to be any gender or color, species he wants to be.  He will be reading to children at our local library as he wants to become transgender-species.  He wants to be a dog because of John and Trump. He further tells me he wants to be Trumps dog, so I have to raffle off this t-shirt about John to get him to DC.  Let me know if you want to buy this shirt,  Otherwise I am selling it to the Russians who have expressed interest.