Beware Of God

I am terrible at telling jokes.  That being said here is the one I would love to be able to tell if I could only remember it all at the appropriate time to tell it.  What does an agnostic, insomniac, dyslexic do?  They stay up all night and contemplate dog.  I got a full schedule today, so I published this Monday evening.  I plan on making a day out of it in Columbus on Thursday, and be back to blogging late Friday if all goes well in court.